HOW TO:

MAKE A SMOOTHIE

get a blender

fill it with juice (passion fruit mango, preferably)

two scoops of sherbet

two scoops of strawberries

one scoop of peaches

one scoop of ice

blend

pour

sip

smile

cause you just experienced heaven.

SAD CHAIR

You can only be so young, until you start to fade.

JEALOUSY...IS A MENTAL CANCER

^^ this makes me jealous ^^

Let me explain:

They are newly married. I want to be married.

They are newly married and they have a mansion-home. I want to be rich.

She is gorgeous. I want a perfect body. (Actually, I don't. Perfect is boring.)

He is tall, dark, and handsome. I want him.

They are in love. I want to be in love. 

They are kissing. I want to kiss somebody.

And that is why this picture makes me jealous.

FATNESS

I went running today. 

First time since school started. 

It was only a mile, but I came home almost dead. 

And when I breathed in, I whistled. 

It's called asthma. 

And I hate it. 

But hey, now I can eat an extra brownie. 

It's all about the calories. 
And the cute workout clothes. 


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A LETTER FROM MY HEART

I'm worried about you. You gotta do more with your life girl! I mean, here I am, pumping blood, keeping you alive. You could at least do something! Anything, to get me pumping. Please. But I still

love you. Cause that's what hearts do.

love,

your heart

MY MOON

I've heard we never landed on the moon, and I've also heard we did.
I've heard God is real and I've also heard He's not.
I've heard snails taste good, and I've also heard they'll make you puke.
I've heard sit-ups are bad, but I've also heard they're good.

So which is it?

I've heard the words "I love you." and the words "Go live somewhere else."
I've heard the words "You are beautiful." and the words "Are you really wearing that?"
I've heard the words "You can talk to me anytime." and the words "Let me talk. Quit arguing."

So which is it?

My world is full of confusion. Full of echos and contradiction. Of joy and laughter and sunshine. And I can't help but wonder...

Which is it?

So write your blog posts on Saturday night at 11:47 just so you don't have to do it on Sunday.